Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

And now, for your viewing pleasure: A chimpanzee riding a Segway

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Yes Pecan

Yes Pecan.

Buy the tshirt at YesPecan.org.

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Mac OS X voices for using with the ’say’ command

A neat trick if you have a Mac OS X machine is to do this (make sure your speakers are turned on):

  1. Open Terminal.app
  2. Type in at the command line: say hello world

This will make your computer say “hello world” in the default voice (Victoria).

Here is a list of the other voices you can also use:

Female Voices

  • $ say -v Agnes "hello world"
  • $ say -v Kathy "hello world"
  • $ say -v Princess "hello world"
  • $ say -v Vicki "hello world"
  • $ say -v Victoria "hello world"

Male Voices

  • $ say -v Bruce "hello world"
  • $ say -v Fred "hello world"
  • $ say -v Junior "hello world"
  • $ say -v Ralph "hello world"

Novelty Voices

  • $ say -v Albert "hello world"
  • $ say -v "Bad News" "hello world"
  • $ say -v Bahh "hello world"
  • $ say -v Bells "hello world"
  • $ say -v Boing "hello world"
  • $ say -v Bubbles "hello world"
  • $ say -v Cellos "hello world"
  • $ say -v Deranged "hello world"
  • $ say -v "Good News" "hello world"
  • $ say -v Hysterical "hello world"
  • $ say -v "Pipe Organ" "hello world"
  • $ say -v Trinoids "hello world"
  • $ say -v Whisper "hello world"
  • $ say -v Zarvox "hello world"

Have fun. You can now add voices to your monitoring applications, or freak people out if they don’t know about this cool trick.

To learn about all of the functionality of the say program, type in man say in Terminal to learn more, or click here to view the online man page for say.

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What should Iraq do with its $80B surplus from the soaring price of oil? John Oliver suggests… Alpacas! [ROFL]

Watch the full show here: Hulu – Thu, Aug 7, 2008: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Ever wonder what CERN’s Large Hadron Collider is all about? Wonder no more, behold the amazing Larget Hadron Rap!

Wonderful explanation of CERN’s Large Hadron Collider which is about to start operations soon.

YouTube – Large Hadron Rap.

(Found it here: Popular Videos)

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Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog – WATCH ALL 3 EPISODES ONLINE *THIS* WEEKEND ONLY!

Run, don’t walk, to the Dr. Horrible website and watch his micro-epic masterpiece of musical genius.

You know you love the musicals. Do it, do it now.

This will be gone after this weekend, and then you’ll be sorry you weren’t one of the cool kids who saw it when it first came out. Be part of the sensation.

That is all.

Update: It’s now available on Hulu to watch again (free). Hulu FTW!

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Brilliant real-world animation

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

Go to blu’s website: http://blublu.org/

(saw it mentioned by Michael Sharon (aka deprimer) on Twitter)

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Great Daily Show clip about Pentagon propaganda

Rob Riggle is HILARIOUS in this clip.

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RSS2.com “Down for Maintenance” screen

RSS2.com "Down for Maintenance" screen on Flickr.
Today, as we were working on speeding up RSS2.com SQL queries and also repairing the database, I had the opportunity to make a quick little "down for maintenance" screen.

The boy is Jackson, my friend Damon’s kid.

Thankfully the server wasn’t down for too long, and it’s running well now.

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It’s Just a Flesh Wound – Obama vs. Hillary

It's Just a Flesh Wound - Obama vs. Hillary
Very funny illustration by Gary Brookins. It made me chuckle.

Original is here

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