digg – Weird Al – Ridin’ Dirty (White & Nerdy) (+lyrics) Sep 9 2006

Superfine new mp3 out by Weird Al that shows his nerdcore skills go deep. And it is hilarious. And a great listen. 5 stars.

Listen: White & Nerdy (mp3 file)

White & Nerdy
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Parody of “Ridin'” by Chamillionaire
New lyrics by Al Yankovic

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher – that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper – I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ’em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ’em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ’em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ’cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

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18 Responses to “digg – Weird Al – Ridin’ Dirty (White & Nerdy) (+lyrics)”

  1. vanessa Says:

    oh, my gosh it is so AWSOME ! i absolutly love it…it reminds me of one of my buddies in school ! great job of rewiting it !!!!!

  2. Erikuh Says:

    THAT WAS RETARDEDDDD LOL JK I’M WHITE BUT NOT NERDY!

    http://www.myspace.com/a_is_for_ass

  3. Jjaks Says:

    This is actually better than Chamillionaire’s version.

  4. UncleTogie Says:

    Great! I thought he was skilled in “Jerry Springer” with the linguistic acrobatics, but this was over the top…. Hey, Al! Tour through San Antonio, Texas!

  5. LO Says:

    LMAO…THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE…MY FRIEND HAS THIS SONG ON HER MYSPACE…HAHA…ITS HILARIOUS!!!

  6. vega480 Says:

    This is missing a part after the part “I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon” another site says it “Here’s the part I sing on…” which sounds right

  7. word yo Says:

    wow…

  8. Jon Says:

    Thanks for the song. This is one of Wierd Al’s best.

  9. AishaLoverLight Says:

    OMG…this is an awesome song; WAAAAAAAAAAAY better than the original. I like it and I’m not even white…I’m black and nerdy as hell! I like how he just made this song his own; I’m so totally gonna buy all of his album. (this was the first time I’ve heard anything by him; though I had heard good things about his “Polkamon” thing).

  10. hanzi Says:

    wow !! amazing fits in so well !! haha keep it up

  11. jared Says:

    Its i can church ure bud at a game of ping pong not i can kick you but

  12. angel Says:

    hi evry one

  13. angel Says:

    hi mom

  14. angel Says:

    selena u rock

  15. chanel from the hood Says:

    hey you tail that wierd al yanky whova he be to stop making fun of use black people round her’ we sick of that joking and egnerise and all dat id smack him in his white trash mouth he bess not goin do that us black folks goin get us offened to his song of a remake of white trash nerdy

  16. chanel from the hood Says:

    im surprised none of has sued him fo dat i mean thats just messed UP

  17. sindy Says:

    that song is just a song it doent offend other people but you it meant to be funny to other people

  18. chanel from the hood Says:

    listen sidy lu who you shouldnt be talked sh!$ about that because i bet you aint black are ya bi$ch ook den just stop what cha doin cause ou aint making the situation better then it is ok? im leavin now mizz SINDY LU WHO had to ruin what i was makin

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